Gentlemen, Behold!

[Weaz holds a really nasty looking gun up to the camera. It looks vicious. Deadly. This gun clearly has a right end and a wrong end, and he's pointing the wrong end right at the camera. You are all collectively staring down the barrel of a really nasty piece of work.[He turns to something across the room, aiming the camera ( Read more... )

So, hey, sellin' gas masks over here.

And guns.

And gas mask guns. Yeah, they're really cool, you aim and pull the trigger and a gas mask shoots out, hits somebody who's been Jokerfied in the head and knocks 'em out.

Gas masks are heavy.

[The scene opens, intrepid viewers, on a sight which really just should never accost the ocular aperture ( Read more... )

Yannow, that hole through Stark Tower is pretty swank, I gotta say. I haven't seen a demo job that clean since Crusher Creel got ripped off at a Baskin-Robbin's and punched a hole in the side of the freezer ( Read more... )

So.

Who likes steampunk?

C'mon, gotta be a couple of you in the closet. Steampunk is fucking amazing, and everybody should like it. Period.

LOOK AT THIS. You cannot look at that and tell me that that is not the coolest effin' case mod in the history of mankind. Or one of the coolest, anyway. I mean, this one's pretty rad, too ( Read more... )

QUESTION

What would you do, exactly, and I want you all to go into the goriest possible detail that you can, this is for science after all...

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

...hee hee, "dike."

SO. Goin' to war, huh?

Cool.

[Behind him, a backdrop unrolls, which reads "WACKY WEASEL'S WEAPONS WAREHOUSE" in bright blue and yellow, and some cheesy western music starts. And Weaz puts on the shit-eatingest grin ever to exist and starts talking really fast in a twangy accent.]

COME ON DOWN TO WACKY WEASEL'S WEAPONS WAREHOUSE!

( Or find us online at www.wwww.com. )

[Weaz is back in his hovel apartment in the MAC, and he's armed for bear. Metaphorically. He's got his pump-action flamethrower, and a giant gun with a full-arm grip and rifle sights...and a barrel the size of a softball. Whatever that gun shoots, it's BIG. He's even got a Klingon Bat'leth strapped to his back ( Read more... )

[Weaz is outside in what appears to be Central Park, and there's not a soul around. His Comm is perched on a nearby bench, and he's tinkering with something that looks like a large hose of some sort. And the hose leads to a large pump-action reservoir, which vaguely resembles scuba diving tanks. Sort of. There's a lot more bells, whistles and ( Read more... )

Wait wait wait.

Hold up.

Hold up.

I've got a really important question here and it's kind of a big deal.

This is, like, earth shattering. Big time. I've been hiding out the last few days and I haven't really been paying attention to what's going on out in the City. I've got a lot of work to do. So I really, really need to know this. Like, ( Read more... )